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Posted on 16th Apr at 11:56 AM, with 93,866 notes

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Posted on 16th Apr at 11:15 AM, with 445,409 notes

rorytheromanblog:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

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this is the content yahoo paid for

Posted on 16th Apr at 11:15 AM, with 18,337 notes

daeneryus:

one day sansa stark is gonna get pushed too far and she’s just gonna fucking lose her shit and start screaming and killing people and singing i’m not your toy by la roux and later surrounded by dead bodies she’s gonna compose herself and be like “i’m so sorry, that was very unladylike wasn’t it”

Posted on 16th Apr at 11:13 AM, with 104,403 notes

beyonceish:

today i saw a scene couple in the hallway at school and the girl literally stopped kissing him so she could scratch his face and meow into his ear and he barked back i do not pay taxes for this shit 

Posted on 16th Apr at 11:12 AM, with 31,157 notes

nyctophxilia:

I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.

Posted on 16th Apr at 11:11 AM, with 162,681 notes
bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

Posted on 16th Apr at 11:11 AM, with 1,433 notes

obama-cares:

when i die i want to be holding my phone so when my cold dead hands start to close they click the camera button and i take a selfie from the grave

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